MTV Legend Abram busted for Public Urination.... Promptly Smears his Pooh on his Jail Cell Walls

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Who the fuck do these Lunenburg cops think they are?  Do they know who they’re fucking with here?   This is Abram.  He’s fucking crazy bro!   An original reality TV gangsta. Sure the Jersey Shore kids are all the rage right now, but they wouldn’t even exist if it weren’t for trailblazers like this. First ballet HOF’er.  Always the last hope to stand up to CT and shit in the challenges.  So obviously if you lock his ass up he’s going to smear shit all over the place.   That’s the intensity he brings.