Be very still...I dont think they can see us

Peek - A - Boo is a game people play with babies, not even kids.  Im pretty sure any 4 year old will wipe his snot all over you for even attempting to claim you are no longer in sight when you have simply covered your eyes up.  Yet, spies in training, Gwyneth Paltrow and Glee's Mathew Morrison are trying to use some jedi mind trick in hiding from papparazi, who happen to be both adults and carrying cameras. 

I have seen Paltrow's move done before and at best you can claim flashing lights.  But Morrison's lay down in the back seat is absurd.  They have all seen themselves in paparazzi pics in magazines before, once you saw them once wouldnt you want them to look normal from there on out. 

"Shit there they are, they are coming this way, quick act normal, ill get in front and cover up my face and you jump in the back and lay down in your bar clothes, no one will be the wiser."

At least she is most likely cheating so Chris Martin can divorce this succubus and go back to being cool.


-Les Anderson