Carlos Quentin HR lands in ladies' FUPA

  Quentin hit 3 home runs last night in an 8-6 win over the Rangers. His last dinger ended up landing right in this  fatties' fupa.
   I'm actually surprised it bounced off her, I thought for sure the ball would just plug in her fat. She couldn't move out the away because I'm pretty sure she is wedged in that seat like a sardine. She must have arm rest marks all over the sides of her stomach(s).  And her little piggy arms couldn't even reach her fupa area to protect herself. Pretty sad, and by sad I mean hysterical. Play it again.