This is how you get to 2nd base

My man here knows how to slide in and keep it casual, to say the least.   This guy must have tight game, cause his looks are lacking while she looks kind of hot, and judging by his surrounding ticket holders they are in the cheap seats.  If I didn't know they were at a soccer match and minus the chick, I would have thought they were at a donkey show in Tijuana at 3 in the afternoon. 

-Les Anderson