NBA Draft Predictions

Im only going to predict the top 10 because this draft sucks (the jokes still on you, Cleveland) and there are only about 5 players that will be useful NBA starters. Of those players, maybe one will play in an All Star game.

1- Cleveland- Kyrie Irving- Done deal. He earned it, playing 8 fucking games all of last year

2- Minnesota- Derrick Williams- Experts call him a tweener. Did they watch the Duke game

3- Utah- Brandon Knight- 5 years from now he will be the best player in this draft

4- Cleveland- Enes Kanter- Biggest question mark in the draft

5- Toronto- Tristan Thompson- Gut feeling here, someone to replace Bosh in the post

6-Washington- Jonas Valanciunas. God bless you.

7- Sacramento- Kawahi Leonard- Tremendous upside, had to use the term at least once.

8- Detroit- Marcus Morris-These last three pics show how brutal this draft is.

9- Charlotte- Jan Vesely- Czech Republic

10- Milwaukee- Klay Thompson-Did I make that name up? You tell me.

 The biggest drama of the night will be when the Utah Jazz pick at #12. Its gonna come down to either Kemba or Jimmer. We will see what those racist do, I guess. I know which one I'm picking in a pick up game.


The Bulls have 2 first round picks this year. I predict one goes to a European who won't be ready until 2013, and the other pick will be used to get a small forward like Kyle Singler or JaJuan Johnson.