Not quite the kate Upton dougie but it never is
In true love news
James woods and his 25 year old girlfriend
"Ashley loves James madly and has stuck with him under very difficult circumstances for a long time. Despite their huge age difference, she feels like they're soul mates, and she's thinking about marriage and children. Pals are telling her that she ought to give James a marry-me-or-set-me-free ultimatum after her birthday came and went without the wedding proposal that she'd secretly hoped for."
Twice-divorced Woods has known Ashley the daughter of his best friend and golfing buddy- since she was 5. They began dating when she was 19. - National Enquirer
Picturing him fuck that perfect little body is heartbreaking. Seriously, its making feel like I just watched one of those "for just 25 cents a day" to an African child commercials.
-Les Anderson
God Damn it again
First D.Rose is hanging out with Floyd Mayweather now Ditka with Jeremy Piven. Im pretty sure in a couple more hours Im going to find a pic of Jordan and Nickelback.
-Les Anderson
Fuck this guy
I mean seriously. The shit eating grin, the video games, the not working. He is like me in college, but with Megan Fox's vagina on speed dial.
-Les Anderson
God Damn It
Why is D.Rose hanging out with a hack like Mayweather? Ya you want to hang with a fight dodger and a confirmed gambler.
Also I like how they needed to list Cj watson as a confirmed celebrity guest. I forgot to include it on our party flyer but CJ watson will be there was well, but please refrain from asking for any autographs or pictures as the barbacks are not allowed to mingle while on the clock.
-Les Anderson
