Bios

"Who are you guys?" you may ask*. "Why should I look to you for style advice as well as for life advice?" we have heard many of you say. "Yo, yo

u know I'm your boy, hook it up with a free shirt?" you cry. No. We're not going to do that. Sorry, it's just business.

Onto your first question:

• Andres "El Papa-Bear" Papa-Bear
• Straight outta Compton
• Likes: Biggie, Tattoos
• Dislikes: Yo' stank ass. Bitch.
• Role: whatever the fuck he wants. We'd be nowhere without this guy.
• When approaching: Don't make any sudden movements. If The Papa-Bear disapproves, we disapprove. Bitch.

• Anthony A. Lawson
• Under your mom's sheets. Seriously, go check. We've been looking for him.
• Likes: Alpinas, that girl you brought to the party
• Dislikes: Doubters, haters, naysayers, and "the like"
• Role: Anthony makes it happen. Whatever "it" is.
• When approaching: Throw up the "A-okay." He'll know you're A-okay.

• Santiago "The-One-That-Isn't-Anthony-In-The-Above-Picture"
• Thrillin in Manill...in
• Likes: House, Making us all feel bad about our drawing abilities
• Dislikes: Fakeness
• Role: If we can dream it, Santiago can draw it
• When approaching: Just chill. Relax. Seriously. Chill the fuck out, bro.

• Emerson Isla Del Placer
• Currently writing this blog right now
• Likes: Movies you don't like, VICE
• Dislikes: Swine. Every kind.
• Role: Keepin' it real. Also, drawing worse than Santiago. And this blog.
• When approaching: Pretend you have something to say. He's easily fooled.

*The more you know