In a nutshell . . .

This is officially the best description of the newspaper I work for, courtesy of a lovely senior journalist whom I shall call Lady L. It's us in a nutshell (Austin: Help, I’m in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody big nutshell?)

Me: You’re a good egg Lady L, and not a gobshite like the rest of the population.
Lady L: Thanks. It’s just sometimes I feel we’re like `oh yes, tell us all your secrets’ and then the next day it’s across the front page `WOMAN TELLS SECRETS’ and she’s like `oh no, my secrets’.

Ahh, bless her brilliance.