2 Guys get STDs from mosquitoes. cough* bullshit* cough

    Back in 2008, U.S. biologist Brian Foy and his partner Kevin Kobylinski were researching malaria by harvesting mosquitoes from the west African village of Bandafassi. During their expedition the researchers were bitten quite often. Five days after their return on August 24th, both men had a rash around their trunk along with extreme fatigue, headaches and painfully swollen joints. Foy was even experiencing painful urination.
  "My wife wasn't happy with what happened afterwards," Foy explains. Foy's wife took ill with similar symptoms. She had extreme headaches, hypersensitivity to light and severe muscle pains. However, their four children remained unaffected.

Fuck me.  Things are just getting crazy now.  Seriously as if not wearing condoms*wasnt dangerous enough.  Now mosquito bites can give you an STD.  You can read the article if you want but it is long, and has big words.  Also who's girlfriend is ever going to believe that you got it from a mosquito.  Looks like the hot new cologne this summer will be Deep Woods by OFF which is probably still better than Lamar and Khloe's Unbreakable, unless you are looking to smell like Lamar Odom and Paul Bunyan.

* it takes away all the feeling, c'mon man.

Usually this is where I say relax it happen in Africa, like all things bad.  But im pretty sure AIDS started there too, so contrary to popular belief Africa is not quaratined. 

-Les Anderson