Since when did pitcher's mound sound like kitchen

Supposedly this model in the above pic is a high school pitcher and throws in the low 80s and has a 1.17 ERA in 2 games as a relief pitcher.  She is an african american female from the south, she will be pregnant by the time I finish writing this.*  There is a good chance she is butch as hell and gets all her stregnth from constant scissoring, now I know that doesnt mean she wont get pregnant, but it hurts the chances.  My advise it to take it to her psychologically.  Break that bitch's spirit with some old fashioned southern good ole boy shit.  Last thing anyone wants here is to be struck out by a girl and lose face.


* Facts are Facts
http://www.blackwomenshealthproject.org/aaapregnancy.htm
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/20/teen-pregnancy-rates-high_n_770881.html


I wasnt going to leave you with the above lasting image, I wouldn't do you dirty like that



Les Anderson