Obama who???

So apparently there’s some dude getting inaugurated in America today (or tomorrow for us Aussies). All I’ve been hearing is blah blah Obama this blah blah going to get assassinated that blah blah. Seriously people, doesn’t a black guy get inaugurated all the time? This isn’t that important! Oh, wait . . .what’s that you say? This is rare? Unique? The event has historical significance? Ha! I’ll tell you what has significance - this darn Obama fella is already annoying me by drawing attention away from the Oscar nominations which are announced tomorrow. This is undoubtedly one of the most exciting Oscar races in recent years and be sure to check Movie Mazzupial for the latest news on 2009’s nominees . . . .