EXCLUSIVE Megan Fox nude video!

If you're the kind of person who is reading this post soley because of that headline, then you deserve to be disappointed. Sorely disappointed.

As shamelessly self-promoted in the article below, I have begun doing online video reviews of the latest movies for the Gold Coast Bulletin's, the paper I work for, moderately interactive website. Anywho, to bide time until I finish transcribing my hours, literally hours, of Tim Burton interviews. . .I suggest, nay, BEG you click on THIS link and watch my video.

Sure, you won't see Megan Fox's baby-maker sticking out of a pair of hot pants, but if you still feel unfulfilled then just go and rent Transformers 2 instead. That's all the mind-fuckery one will ever need.