Videodrone

My online video reviews are back, I know, you must have been clawing at the sides of your head without them. So relax, step away from the ledge and click here for my brief, technologically redundant and visually boring run down on the Oscars. Heaven forbid our video editor should paste a trailer over my one minute rant or, shock horror, use cameras that actually work. In other news, here’s a picture of a Great White Shark air-eating a seal because:
a) it’s more visually stimulating than my video
b) Great White Shark’s are Mother Nature’s version of Danny Trejo

(Above) "Machete don't text"