Christian Fundamentalist Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

The Rev. Grant Storms, the Christian fundamentalist known for his bullhorn protests of the Southern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, was arrested on a charge of masturbating at a Metairie park Friday afternoon.

 

        Storms, 53, of 2304 Green Acres Road in Metairie, was taken into custody at Lafreniere Park after two women reported seeing him masturbating in the driver's seat of his van, which was parked near the carousel and playground, a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office report said.

       The first woman told deputies she was taking her children to the playground and parked next to the van at about noon. As she was walking around her own vehicle, she noticed the van windows were down and the occupant was "looking at the playground area that contained children playing, with his zipper down...," the report said. The woman noted that he was masturbating and quickly ushered her children out of her car.

   So this women sees a man masturbating to kids playing on the playground, and instead of leavng the park, she ushered her children out of her car and onto said playground?? Its like walking towards the sound of gunfire instead of high tailing it the other way. I don't mean to sound sexist here, but this is why women shouldn't be in leadership roles of any kind.
  And say what you will about Grant Storms. Yes he is a pervert and a pederast, but like any good Catholic priests, Im sure he only jerked off to the kids that really deserved it.