He just can't stay out of the news.....Ocho Cinco to play in MLS

     Ocho just made an announcement about his soccer debut, “I’ll be playing on the MLS team Sporting Kansas City on March  22nd, thank everyone involved especially coach Vermes. EPIC”

Dear Chad,
  You suck at playing wide receiver. You suck at being a team player. You suck at trash talking, and your end zone celebrations suck now that you don't score touchdowns. However, soccer sucks too, so this may be a good fit for you.

PS- Your fiance's a whore. You're welcome.

Sincerely,
BigGame