Is this what Tiger's banging now?

Daily Mail - Tiger has been seeing a 22-year-old student named Alyse Lahti Johnston from Cleveland, Ohio. The two have reportedly been seeing each other for “a few months” and they “have been spotted on Woods’ yacht.” Last year, Johnston was arrested on suspicion of DUI in Orlando, Fla.

Tiger, I know you haven't won a tournament in over a calender year, and I know your wife took you to the cleaners in the divorce. But, c'mon man, you are still the greatest of all time, so it's time to act like it.
This bitch, here, looks like the sluts at Moe's Cantina, just beat up and past their prime... wait the pictures below are the same chick...

Nevermind, you still got it, but how about winning a tournament now. Your starting to get the David Duval comparisons, just saying.