Woman gets caught with 71 bags of Heroin in her Vag

NTDWA – A female drugs trafficker with 71 balls of heroin hidden in her vagina is facing five years in jail after she was arrested by border guards in Poland. 23-year-old Katarzyna Szymanska was discovered to be carrying nearly half a kilo of the drug after a search at the Kostrzyn border crossing. “There was something about the way she was walking that raised our suspicions,” said customs spokesman Anna Galon. “She seemed very uncomfortable and could barely walk a step without wincing in pain,” added one guard.

     It's like these drug trafficers wanted her to get caught. Like she must have fucked too many of the members, and it was getting awkward between all of them, so they sent her on a suicide mission. Because everyone knows the maximun amount of heroin balls that can fit in a vagina is 35, well 45 if she fucks black guys on the reg.  But definitely not 71, thats just asking for it.
    And what ever happened to the old school drug traffing move of swalling ballons with heroine balls in it to cross borders. Mush less messy, much more volume gets transported. Im  mean kids these days are always trying to find the easy way out. It's embarrassing.