64 films I'm looking forward to in 2011

I know some Twitter followers of mine have Tweeted about making a top 10 list of must-see films for 2011, but I honestly can’t be bothered cutting it down and arguing with myself over the respective merits. Alas, here’s the full list of features I’m hanging out for this year . . .all 64 of them.

Tree Of Life
Sucker Punch
Blue Valentine
The Green Hornet
Tangled
Rabbithole
Captain America: The First Avenger
Source Code
The Cabin In The Woods
Shelter
Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark
X-Men: First Class
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt 2
Gnomeo and Juliet
Hanna
We Bought A Zoo
The Thing
Soul Surfer
The Rite
Bait 3D
Scream 4
Red Riding Hood
Priest
The Adventures of TinTin: The Secret Of The Unicorn
Piranha 3DD
Jane Eyre
Immortals
Sanctum
The Eagle
Thor
Hugo Cabaret
The Help
Paul
Fright Night
Drive Angry
Caesar: Rise Of The Apes
Beastly
African Cats
The Big Year
Live With It
You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger
Hesher
Retreat
Now
Bad Behaviour
At Swim-Two-Birds
Hippie Hippie Shake
Burlesque
Welcome To The Rileys
On The Road
K-11
Midnight In Paris
Reef
Vivaldi
Twixt Now and Sunrise
Hereafter
Jucy
Singularity
Howl
Maladies
The Broken Tower
Super 8
Big Eyes

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The return of Man A and the spectacular simile's

Its been a long while since I’ve posted any quotes from work colleague Man A up here. However, I’m happy to announce his return on Movie Mazzupial with the following snippet of conversation that took place last night -

Me: It’s not right man. It’s like taking advantage of a handicapped person.

Man A: Nah, it’s worse. It’s like fucking a lame seagull that’s flying in circles with a broken wing.

Truly, no one else can put it like you.

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It’s going to be a busy year . . .

To launch the New Year I wrote a post titled `51 Films Movie Mazzupial is looking forward to in `09’ in December. I know the whole idea was to have only 51 but in the past few days I’ve come across a few more I’d like to add to the list. The same rule as before applies, I’m merely providing the movie names and you will have to google them at your own leisure. They are:

• Ponyo On The Cliff By The Sea
• The Countess
• Mary and Max
• Sunshine Cleaning
• The Boat That Rocked
• Julie & Julia
• Funny People
• Toy Story 3
• Drag Me To Hell
• Taking Woodstock
• The Reader
• W.
• Cirque Du Freak
• Pride and Glory
• Rachel Getting Married
• Valkyrie
• Gran Torino
• Duplicity
• Love The Beast
• The Boy In The Stripped Pyjamas
• $9.99
• Jennifer’s Body
• Guerrilla
• The Road

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