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All men aren’t created evil

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Well, well, well. Just when I was about to give up on animated movies, someone pulled the switch and threw this gem in the mix! Alright, you know that’s an outright lie. The truth is I doubt I will ever be able to give up on animated movies as long as people keep making little beauties like Igor. Unfortunately this film hasn’t been promoted well and, given it’s dark nature, is screening in limited release despite appealing to kiddies and adults alike. John Cusack voices the main character of Igor in this animated fable about a cliché hunchbacked evil scientist's assistant who aspires to become a scientist himself, much to the displeasure of the rest of the evil science community. Molly Shannon, John Cleese, Steve Buscemi, Jennifer Coolidge, Jay Leno, Eddie Izzard and Christian Slater also lend their voices to make up the rest of the characters. Written by Chris McKenna, one of the writers of American Dad, Igor is hilarious, witty and dark in a way similar to Tim Burton classics such as The Nightmare Before Christmas and Corpse Bride. The animation isn’t as beautiful as a Tim Burton film but it’s still great to look at. I’d go as far to say this is too dark for kiddies and most of the jokes will go straight over their head. It’s brilliant none the less and by the end of it I was left wondering how I could have so many favourite parts. Steve Buscemi is perfect as Scamper, a suicidal bunny invented by Igor and his attempts to kill himself (despite being indestructible) are a hilarious running joke throughout the film. He also has the best lines along with fellow side kick Brain.
There are so many genre jokes and inside puns on the monster film you’re barely given a second to recover before you’re hit with the next line. Politically incorrect in too many ways to count but cinematically correct in sheer entertainment value. This is an intelligent animated film somewhere between the sheer brilliance of Wall E and side splitting humour of Madagacar 2: Escape to Africa. I would go as far to say this is the best animated film I’ve seen since The Incredibles. A lot of the credit has to go to director Anthony Leondis who started out as a writer and animator with Disney and has now moved on to directing as well. He also voices a minor character in the film. In conclusion, how can you NOT love a movie that closes with 20 blind orphans singing the Johnny Nash classic “I can see clearly now” on stage? Answer: you can’t. Igor is at selected cinemas now but be quick before they chuck it on DVD, given the dark quirky nature of this film I doubt that will take long. SEE THIS!
Watch Igor trailer here.

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G Whiz

Monday, January 5, 2009

What were they thinking? Sometimes I seriously wonder what is happening to the world. Israelis are spilling in to the Gaza strip, the economy is disintegrating faster than Michael Jacksons face and Disney prepares to release a feature film about talking Guinea Pigs. Sorry Disney, I guess that’s looking at the film in a nutshell when really it’s much more complex than that. The film, titled G-Force, is about talking Guinea Pigs who have been trained by the FBI to help dispatch a diabolical billionaire from taking over the world. Well get out my red pen and calendar because I’ve got a new release date to mark baby!
No. I’m being sarcastic. And if the day e
ver comes when I’m marking the release day of a film about talking Guniea Pigs in my calendar then I’ll be handing my best friend an AK47 and asking her to take me behind the shed and do me like she did Ol Yeller when he got arthritis in his back legs.
The film, which is obviously targeted at children, is so ludacris I don’t think even the kiddies are going to find it funny. In fact, I have a feeling that after sitting through two hours of this rubbish all children under 10 might have an inclination to buy and skin every Guinea Pig they can get their hands on. Of course, we (and by we I mean I) at Movie Mazzupial don’t condone animal violence especially against creatures distantly related to marsupials. However, you seriously have to wonder in times of impending economic doom (or even economic super-awesome party fun time) how could Disney execs green light such a movie? More importantly how could actors of Nicholas Cage, Penelope Cruz, Steve Buscemi and Bill Nighy’s caliber sign on to voice the characters? How? Why? How? Two very important questions, which I think need answering. And the name! G-Force!
I imagine the conversation on naming the film would have gone something like this:

Disney Exec 1: So what do you think we should name this talking Guinea Pig movie?

Disney Exec 2: Is this the one where they’re agents for the FBI?

DE 1: Yep.

DE 2: The one where we copied the same plot from Cats and Dogs but swapped the animals for Guinea Pigs?

DE 1: Yep.

DE 2: Hmmm I don’t know . . . .

DE 1: What about FGI?

DE 2: That’s fucking stupid.

DE 1: The whole film is fucking stupid.

DE 2: Seriously how did we go from making Toy Story to working on this shit?

- -(two hours later) - -

DE 1: What about C-G-I? It’s like a play on the G in Guniea Pigs and the technology used to create the characters.

DE 2: Stuff it. I say we just call it something related to a female orgasm and hopefully they’ll bin the whole film.

DE 1: G-Force?

DE 2: Ha! I love it! It’s like G-spot but kinky with the Guinea Pigs.

The rest is history my friends and for those of you who want to die a slow and painful death, G-Force is out in cinemas July this year. Hoyt Yeatman is the director of said disaster and if his name sounds familiar that’s because he had some street cred before he signed on to this. Yeatman was the visual effects supervisor for such genre classics as The Fly, The Blob and a handful of The Nightmare on Elm Street Films. WTF happened Yeatmizter? How did you stoop to this? FYI Santa called and next Christmas you’re getting a bag of coal and a pant suit. With gold buttons.

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It's what all the cool kids are doing . . . edition #5

Monday, November 17, 2008

Happy Maddison

Run down:

No doubt this is probably the most successful company founded by an actor with more than 20 massive hits, most grossing over the $100 million mark. Originally founded in 1999 by Adam Sandler, other famous partners have joined the company over time along with many of Sandler’s writers. Steve Buscemi , Rob Schneider, David Spade and Chris Rock are some of the major partners in the company.

Released films:

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

Little Nicky (2000)

The Animal (2001)

Joe Dirt (2001)

Mr. Deeds (2002)

The Master of Disguise (2002)

Eight Crazy Nights (2002)

The Hot Chick (2002)

Anger Management (2003)

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)

50 First Dates (2004)

The Longest Yard (2005)

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

Grandma’s Boy (2006)

The Benchwarmers (2006)

Click (2006)

Rules of Engagement (2007) (TV series)

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)

Strange Wilderness (2008)

You Don’t Mess with the Zohan (2008)

The Gong Show with Dave Attell (2008)

The House Bunny (2008)

Up and coming films:

Bedtime Stories (2008) -due for release on boxing day 2008 and featuring an all star cast of Sandler, Keri Russel, Guy Pearce, Courtney Cox, Russel Brand and Lucy Lawless. A fantasy comedy aimed at family audiences about the adventures of a handyman when the bedtime stories he tells his children start to come true.

Paul Blart:Mall Cop (2009)

Funny People (2009) - from the mind of Judd Apatow this creation stars none other than one of my favourite Aussies Eric Bana in one of the lead roles alongside Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen, Jason Schwartzman, Leslie Mann and Jonah Hill.

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