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Monday, May 9, 2011

















A midget, two Oscar-winners, an elephant and a heart throb walk into a cinema. It's not the start of a joke, it's actually the start of Water For Elephants; an opulent period romance based on the best-selling book by Sara Gruen. It's 1931 in America and Jacob Jankowski (Robert Pattinson) is a 20-something veterinary student preparing to sit for his final exams when he receives the news his Polish immigrant parents have been killed in a car accident. Grief-stricken and penniless, Jacob jumps aboard the train of a travelling circus; The Benzini Brothers. Here he befriends the resident circus freaks including midget clown Kinko (Mark Povinelli) and the beautiful star Marlena (Reese Witherspoon).

His skill and natural ability with the animals attracts the attention of Marlena's husband and ringmaster August (Christoph Waltz), who hires him as the circus veterinary. His main task is to train a newly acquired elephant, Rosie, to perform in a new segment with Marlena. But as Jacob begins to settle into his new family within the circus, he realises there's a sinister underbelly. August tell Jacob "the world's run on tricks . . .everybody plays'' and he soon realises the ringmaster, although charming at times, is actually a psychotic and abusive individual who runs the circus with an iron first. As Jacob and Marlena begin to fall in love and the danger of their situation intensifies, the couple and their friends unwittingly head down a path towards the "most famous circus disaster of all time.''











From the old-person-reflecting-on-a-disaster opening, to the epic scale and grandiose spectacle of the set pieces; Water For Elephants is the Titanic of circus movies. The number of flawless filmic elements pour out of the film like clowns piling out of miniature car and director Francis Lawrence has made an eye-ravishing feature. It's a considerably softer film than Lawrence's previous work, which covered everything from a zombie apocalypse (I Am Legend) to a demon detective (Constantine). Not exactly a diverse filmography, but his past life as a music director for the likes of Britney Spears, Janet Jackson and OK Go comes to the fore. It's a period film with MTV sheen.

Outside of the panty-throwing hysteria of The Twilight Saga, Pattinson shows the range of his formidable acting talent which he hinted at in the underrated Remember Me. Jacob is a compassionate, intelligent character and the fact Pattinson manages to stand his own against two Oscar-winners in Witherspoon and Waltz is impressive. Although it would be nice to see him break type and play a villain, Pattinson does make a great romantic hero. Witherspoon is gorgeous as the dazzling Marlena and gives a box-ticking performance, but her increasingly aggressive chin threatens to out-do the elephant in the room, quite literally. For star-crossed lovers there's a sizable lack of chemistry between Witherspoon and Pattinson, probably because they've made it so clear in interviews that they loath each other, but the story and environment more than make up for it. Just as with his breakout turn in Inglourious Basterds, Waltz is a force to be reckoned with as the animalistic August and he steals the show from his co-stars.











So come one, come all. Water For Elephants lives up to The Benzini Brothers tagline as a "most spectacular show''.


Water For Elephants is out Thursday, May 12.

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And so, the Eclipse begins . . .

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

With the latest instalment in The Twilight Saga released in cinemas worldwide this evening, I've been having an absolute ball reading all of the stories and content out there about crazy fans. Therefore, it only seems appropriate that I too bring you a Twihard story to sink your teeth into. Sorry, that was a lame vampire joke and I promise not to make any more (note: this is a lie).

Anywho, I hunted these gals down myself so I hope you enjoy the story. Stay posted for my Eclipse review tomorrow and for my Top 4 Twihard stories click on the links at the bottom of this post.

It was love at first bite when Edyn Mackney (pictured on the right, above, with here sister Grace) first read Stephenie Meyer's vampire romance novels, The Twilight Saga, in 2006. Now the 14-year-old estimates she has read the series of four books at least 10 times, seen the first two films 20 times, spent hundreds of dollars on Twilight memorabilia and even got her younger sister hooked on the series.
"I love it tons,'' she said.
"My friends think the series is cool too and they love my room, but they think I'm a bit obsessed with it.
"You really relate to the books and fall in love with the love story between Edward and Bella.
"I don't think I will ever get over it because you can always re-read the books and watch the movies again.
"As soon as the movie comes out you become even more obsessed with it.''

Her obsession will reach fever-pitch tonight when the third film, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, is released in cinemas worldwide. Edyn said for Twihards, the nickname given to hardcore Twilight fans, the film is the most anticipated event of the year.
"Eclipse and Breaking Dawn are the films that everyone is looking forward to,'' she said.
"Eclipse is probably my favourite book because of the big fight scene at the end, Edward comes back and there's the competition for who's going to be with Bella.
"When I saw the trailer at the cinemas for the first time I freaked out, I grabbed my mum's leg and my heart was racing.''

Mother Janine Mackney said Edyn and Grace, 10, have turned their bedrooms into a `Twilight shrine', complete with posters, calendars, T-shirts, CDs, companion guides and Robert Pattinson books.
"If she could turn into a vampire she would,'' she said.
"But Edyn is a mature girl, she doesn't carry a vial of blood around like some crazy fans.

"Her obsession is with the whole series, Stephenie Meyer's writing and the romantic storyline.
"I think my biggest crush growing up was George Michael, and look how that turned out, but I understand their obsession with this.''
"I read the books too and think they're really cool.''


Mrs Mackney said after attending the midnight screenings of the previous two films, they had purchased tickets to see Eclipse in Gold Class so they `didn't have to deal with people screaming with excitement' throughout the movie. Event Cinemas and Birch Carroll and Coyle spokeswoman Belinda Kite said movie sessions have already been selling out across the Australia, up to a month before the film’s release.
"There have been great ticket sales already and thousands have pre-purchased to see the film,'' she said.
"Eclipse already has the hype and anticipation that New Moon seemed to have last November.
"I think sometimes when the movie makers get a combination of the right elements with actors, directors, writers and cinematography, people get behind the films and follow their journey going to the cinema, buying the DVDs and memorabilia.''

As a self-confessed `movie buff' Ms Kite said it is exciting to see people from a wide demographic getting enthusiastic about a film franchise.
"I love to hear people get excited about the characters and the storyline,'' she said.
"People like to be entertained and if they enjoy something, it's great to hear people share their experiences.
"Who knows whether it will stand the test of time like the Star Wars series, but we can only wait until Breaking Dawn comes and see how The Twilight Saga continues in peoples' lives.''

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse opens in worldwide tonight at 12.01am.



Movie Mazzupial's Top 4 Twihard Stories *insert Kanye here* OF ALL TIME!

  1. Crazy Twilight lady makes everbody sad (at Film Drunk)
  2. Twilight premiere spawns tent city - `Lonesome Town' (at Film Drunk)
  3. When Twilight fandom becomes an addiction (at Los Angeles Times)
  4. Top 10 batshit insane Twilight fan moments (at Ranker)

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I don't brag I mostly Host

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Unbeknownst to any female under the age of 16, the author of the Twilight series Stephenie Meyer has this other book called The Host. That too is getting a big screen adaptation now the fan following of the Twilight movie series has reached pandemic proportions. I know what you’re thinking, and yes, Meyer’s work is spreading faster than herpes but the difference between The Host and the teenage vampire romance plague is it's actually good.

Her first book targeted at adults, The Host contains none of the `I’m so mature for my age, nobody understands me’ mantra, rather a whole bunch of sci-fi awesomeness instead. The book is a lot darker than her previous works and having read the novel myself, I’m pleased to say this is an original piece of writing and Meyer convincingly creates a violent, apocalyptic world that you get lost in. Problem is, the book is so complex and much of the story so internal you can pretty much bet on the fact they’re going to stuff the movie up. Variety, who were the first to pounce on the story, describe the plot as follows:

"Meyer’s novel is a love story set in the near future on Earth, which has been assimilated by an alien species that call themselves “Souls.” They are benevolent parasites that subsume the conscious of humans and take possession of their bodies. One such soul, The Wanderer (so named because she has wandered among so many different worlds) is fused with a dying human named Melanie Stryder, in an attempt to locate the last pocket of surviving humans on Earth. The Wanderer cannot subsume the forceful Melanie, and they battle for the girl’s memories and her spirit."

It’s actually a lot more badass than that but I couldn’t be bothered breaking down the story for you myself as I don’t have a spare eight months. Film Drunk did a much better job at summing up the plot and had this to say;

"Hmm, I think using your surviving brain cells to refuse assimilation into an invading horde of boring parasites might be a metaphor for growing up Mormon."

For those who vomit a little in their mouth every time they see a douche wearing a Team Edward shirt, the good news is most of the characters in The Host are older and more complex than in the Twilight series. In even better news, the team set to bring the novel to the big screen are pretty darn wicked.

At the fore are producers Nick Wechsler, Steve and Paula Mae Schwartz who used their own money to acquire the screen rights and will develop the project independently. More importantly, New Zealand filmmaker Andrew Niccol is onboard to write and direct the flick which is a big comfort for those concerned they might try and turn this into a juvenile, adventure, love-story targeted at Twihards*. Niccol was nominated for an Oscar back in ’99 for his work writing The Truman Show and he has also made Lord Of War, The Terminal, S1m0ne and Gattaca. Of course Meyer has to have her finger in every pie and she’s “heavily” involved with the project. There’s been no news about casting or release dates yet and The Host hasn’t even been added as a project to imbd it’s THAT fresh.

Stay posted for more updates and constant grillings of Twihards.


*Twihards: first coined by Movie Mazzupial in November ’08, the term is used to describe semi- hardcore Twilight fans.

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