The return of Man A and the spectacular simile's

Its been a long while since I’ve posted any quotes from work colleague Man A up here. However, I’m happy to announce his return on Movie Mazzupial with the following snippet of conversation that took place last night -

Me: It’s not right man. It’s like taking advantage of a handicapped person.

Man A: Nah, it’s worse. It’s like fucking a lame seagull that’s flying in circles with a broken wing.

Truly, no one else can put it like you.