Just a fly on the wall baby

The following is a transcript of recent office conversation:
MAN A: Hey, did you ever follow up on that bird who was friends with the real estate agents wife?
MAN B: Oh, you mean the one who called here a couple of weeks ago.
MAN A: Yeah.
MAN B: No I haven't yet but I should give her a call back, she's just separated from her husband.
ME: Glad to see you've set your standards high again.
MAN A: Nah it's when they're on the rebound you have to get in there.
MAN B: Plus my shoulders are nice and soft for someone to cry on.
ME: Absorbent too.