Gays, Grannies, and Grandes

  If Southwest fires this pilot for these statements, we definitely have a job for him at everything27. Everything he said was true. From Chicago being party land to all stewardesses being either ball lickers or old hags. When I was younger, the flight attendants were fucking smokes. It used to be like flying with the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, where every plane ride was like a visit to Hooters. But now all the hot ones are working for CEO's on their private planes. And they wonder why the aviation industry is going down the crapper.