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Sif you want to scream for me . . .Jaimie Alexander on the horror genre

Monday, May 16, 2011















With Thor giving Fast and Furious 5 a panel beating at the global box office, what better time to look back on my chat with one of the films stars; Jaimie Alexander. The US actress is becoming a bit of a genre superstar, getting her start in horror flicks such as Rest Stop, Hallowed Ground and The Other Side before heading over into equally fanatic fan territory with sci-fi work in cult show Kyle XY and now Thor. But Alexander hasn’t forgotten her roots and the starlet was more than happy to give the horror genre the kudos it deserves. She also didn’t rule out a return to scare-fests, once she finishes up work on dramas Loosies and Savannah that is. Here’s what she had to say:

“They’re almost superheroish characters and the leads in the films…they’re looking for someone to carry that. It’s a good starting ground and because they’re made for not a lot of money, they take a risk on actors without much on their resumes. I never say never and if I thought the script was decent, then I’d say yeah (to being in another horror).”

There you have it. To read my exclusive chat with Alexander where we talk girl power, body image and she-warriors click here. For my Thor review, here, and the best Thor poster you will ever see, here.

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Gore swapped for bore in Insidious

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Take a creaky old house, add a cup of shadowy lighting, a pinch of haunting violin music and throw in a mixture of creepy kids and creepy old ladies. Those are the ingredients for Insidious, the new horror/thriller from James Wan and Leigh Whannell, the Australian duo behind the hugely successful Saw franchise.
But this is less reverse bear traps and more cheap chills.

When married couple Renai (Rose Byrne) and Josh (Patrick Wilson) move into a new home with their three children, Renai begins to think there is "something wrong'' after she experiences a serious of paranormal events. They include doors opening by themselves, voices heard whispering over the baby monitor, objects moving of their own accord, creepy child laughter and shadowy figures appearing suddenly. I know, groundbreaking stuff. When their son Dalton (Ty Simpkins) suffers a serious accident and goes into a coma, the couple are forced to consider whether it's the house that's haunted or their child.

Insidious is clearly influenced by creepy child-classics within the genre such as The Exorcist, Poltergeist, Rosemary's Baby and even the more recent Spanish spine-tingler The Orphanage. The difference though, is they were actually scary. Insidious relies on cheap tricks, like an ashen-faced ghost appearing out of nowhere, that may provide plenty of jump-out-of-your-seat moments but lack the power of slow-burning suspense.



(Left: Darth Maul, the latest in horror movie villains.)




It's full of haunted house and possessed child clichés which, frankly, seem beneath Wan and Whannell who previously seemed so bent on bringing original ideas to the horror genre. The stereotypical séance scene has the most potential thanks to some clever lighting and camera work but, like the rest of the film, it quickly descends into melancholy. The situation isn't helped by Joseph Bishara's relentless score that's like Psycho on speed; heavy on the multiple violins and light on any actual impact.

If Wan and Whannell wanted to prove to fans of their previous work that horror films can be scary without the gore, they failed. Boring instead of gory, mundane instead of insane, expected instead of unexpected. By the lack lustre conclusion, it's clear the only thing sinister and menacing about Insidious is the title.

Insidious is out Thursday, May 12.

P.S. As a side note, keep your eyes peeled for the Jigsaw caricature on the black board in the classroom scene.

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How much is that (Snoop) Doggy in the window?

Monday, April 25, 2011


This is a post with the sole purpose of shamelessy self-promoting my story on Snoop Dogg talking about a Hood Of Horror on BloodyDisgusting.com here. So go, read it, comment on it, join the horror buff discussion.





Also, here's a picture of me on Snoop Dogg's throne. Yes, he has a throne and YES I am sitting on it. Ya dig?


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Movie Mazz gets disgusting

Wednesday, April 20, 2011














(Above) Me, on the weekend, as a Bloody Bride to a friend’s B themed 21st. I lost my Bjork costume.


But in a good way, I promise! To readers of this blog it’s no secret I’m a huge horror buff. So it’s with huge excitement I can reveal I’m now a contributor for Bloody Disgusting.com, the world’s most popular horror movie website! In fact, I believe they call me their Australian correspondent but that tends to have Crocodile Dundee connotations so I will stick with contributor.

I guess life really does come full circle. When I was in Grade 9, high school, I got in trouble in English class for looking at BloodyDisgusting.com I believe my teacher said it “wasn’t appropriate” which, of course, made me an even bigger fan.

If you don’t already check their site regularly *scold* I tweet my stories regularly and you can follow me here.

Here’s a collection of my yarns so far:
-Charisma Carpenter on Sibling Rivalry
-Denis O'Hare talks American Horror Story
-Bad Behaviour trailer
-Charisma Carpenter on Human Target
-Katee Sackhoff on Growl
-Katee Sackhoff on Haunting In Georgia

I've also got a Scream 4 review and interviews with Snoop Dogg and Tom Felton to be posted on there soon, so stay tuned.

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Merry Exorcism

Thursday, December 9, 2010

And a happy projectile vomit to you. I know its been out for a while now, but everyone's favourite sick Eli Roth is behind The Last Exorcism and you can watch my video review of the flick HERE. As Kanye West once said, "she loves Jesus, but she learnt a lot from Satan." Amen Yeezy, Amen.
The Last Exorcism is out now.

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Todd Farmer talks about horror, 3D & pissing Hollywood off

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Prepare for an epic post fellow movie lovers, as I finally finished the full transcript of my interview with Todd Farmer (above) and Kerri Hill-Grisham about their up and coming 3D horror film The Dark Things. For those who have been living under a rock and have no idea what I’m talking about, don’t be lazy, scroll down the page and read the full story a few posts below.

Anywho, as I eluded to last week, the interview is extremely interesting and Farmer in particular shared some awesome insights on Hollywood, modern horror films and 3D technology.

Enjoy and stay tuned for more The Dark Things updates.


Movie Mazzupial: So now that you’re here, what have you guys been doing so far? Have you been busy scouting locations?
Kerri Hill-Grisham: Yes, we’ve already had a meeting with Warner Roadshow Studios and talked about the different places we can film and what Queensland has to offer, which is obviously a lot. We’ve been very happy with that.

MM: So you’re definitely coming to shoot here?
KHG: Yes, definitely.

MM: Cool!
KHG: We’ve been giving Todd a quick, rushed Australian education.

MM: Have they been getting you hooked on Tim Tams and Vegemite yet?
KHG: Oh, we’ve got him hooked on Tim Tams, but he’s not a fan of Vegemite.
Todd Farmer: The Tim Tams are fine, I have no problem with Tim Tams, but Vegemite…
KHG: But he needed to do that to experience what we go through (laughs).

MM: And you will be shooting the film primarily at Warner Roadshow Studios?

KHG: Yes and on locations throughout the coast.

MM: When are you planning to start filming?
KHG: The start of the year, definitely next year.

MM: Great, I’m just trying to suss that out so I can lurk on set everyday. So, the storyline, it’s about Aboriginal legends that come to life? Have you started writing the script already?
TF: I started the outline for this, then decided it would be better to just come here and dive in, meet the people, see the locations and look at pubs. I can write pretending to be an Aussie, but I need to come here to experience it. We have consultants that we’re going to meet with. It’s been quite fun.

MM: What kind of research have you had to do so far?
TF: Just researching…even film is different. Watching your films compared to our films, they’re different. So, watching films and what I like to do the most is just people watch. While that sounds boring, it’s actually fascinating because everything is different, everyone is different; the way you drive, the way you think. It's really quite fun because I've never done anything like this. At the end of the day it will all come down to the story, it will all come down to the characters. I grew up reading Stephen King and he was great at taking ordinary people and dropping them into extraordinary situations and that's exactly what I'm going to do.

MM: Right. As far as Aboriginal legends and Aboriginal culture goes, have you got some experts and consultants who are helping with the projects?
KHG: Marcus Waters, he’s a screenwriter and teacher at Griffith University here. We’re actually meeting him today and tomorrow and going over a bunch of stuff.

MM: What has the support been like from places like Screen Queensland and Screen Australia?
KHG: Everyone has been great and very supportive. You know, film’s not so hot here right now, so they’re excited to be getting a film over here. Everyone has been great, which is a lot different from the states.

MM: Why do you think that is?
KHG: It helps that I’m Australian too, us Aussies love to back each other. Another thing is I’m bringing home a good story with top Hollywood people. And it’s different, with all the remakes and sequels, it’s different. Everyone is excited to have a breath of fresh air.

MM: What made you decide to shoot the film specifically here?
KHG: It's an Australian story about Aboriginals; it's not going to work in Canada.

MM: No, I meant why on the Gold Coast, out of the whole of Australia?
KHG: Because I'm from here, I love it here. And the town that the story is set, it’s on the beach and I love Queensland. I want it here.

MM: Did the facilities help drawing you here? I know the studios have quite amazing capabilities. James Cameron’s Sanctum just wrapped filming here and the Narnia entry.
KHG: We’ve already had photos sent to us of different locations we’ve fallen in love with. There are some cool areas along the beach and we had some photos sent to us this morning and we saw that and were like `holy hell, that’s perfect’.

MM: With the cast, have you got that picked out and underway?
TF: No, we just have a wish list.
KHG: We’re just going to wait on that right now. We would like to cast Australians, established Australians.
TF: I would like to do another nude scene but other than that…

MM: (Laughs) What’s the budget?
KHG: Around $25 million. This is mainly a research trip, give Todd an education, get our feelers down and meet our producer. We have Mike Lake on board so we’ll be having a chat with him. We’re just flying our soldiers in and getting them ready to go.
MM: Now Todd, you were one of the key people behind trying to get Halloween 3D up and running and you worked on My Bloody Valentine, which was my first 3D experience and one I must say I’m a huge fan of. What is it about 3D that lends itself so well to the horror genre?
TF: I like it for a number of reasons; I like the rollercoaster aspect of it. There's a couple of ways to do 3D; there's the gimmicky, in-your-face way, which we were not afraid of in My Bloody Valentine. There’s also the Avatar version, which is the more voyeuristic, immersion-type where you are sucked in. But the truth is, you’re going to get that anyway with today’s 3D and you saw it yourself with Valentine and other 3D movies that you see, you’re literally inside. But with a horror movie, you’re even closer to the scares and the action. So I like that, the risk is that because we had a lot of success with Valentine and there’s been a lot of success with other movies, because of that everyone jumped on the 3D bandwagon and the problem is a lot of 3D has been rushed with the conversion process and a lot of the stories. I think at the end of the day it still has to be about the story, it still has to be about telling that story and you have to shoot good 3D. We will be shooting everything in 3D, we won’t be converting. We will be doing everything we did with Valentine and Drive Angry. I think as a result of that, especially here with all the sweeping vistas and the land, it’s going to look quite remarkable.
KHG: It’s a tool to telling a good story. There are a lot of crappy stories that are hoping to get by on their 3D and it’s a marketing gimmick. And it is, it’s a good marketing ploy for sure, but we’re using it as another tool to tell a really cool story.

MM: You guys have an awesome crew on board with the producers, composers, concept artists, is this a very exciting process, for it to be so early on and have such a great team already?
KHG: Exactly, that’s why I did it because I knew to pull this off I had to have the best around me. And I’m in Hollywood with the best so it was just a matter of pull. Everyone realises it’s something unique and who doesn’t want to come to Australia and make a movie, right? `Come to paradise with really cool people, really beautiful beaches!’ That was my lure and then it was just about building a good team. I think it’s like building a house and my foundation is strong, so you’ve just got to keep moving up.

MM: Have you made any decisions about the director yet?
KHG: We want Patrick Lussier.

MM: Right, because you and Patrick have worked together quite a lot on My Bloody Valentine, Drive Angry and Halloween III is it?
TF: Yeah. Patrick and I will write it together and depending on how the system works down here and what we can bring and what we can't-
KHG: -because we’re going after the 40% (producer) offset.

MM: Oh, that explains the caution; they can be really dicky with that.
TF: It will also depend on his schedule in the states because he is working on Drive Angry to the end of the year and then there’s another project we may end up working on which won’t affect me for this, but it might affect him.
KHG: A couple of things, he’s my first choice for a lot of reasons; he's an amazing editor, an amazing director and in 3D he’s very experienced. You want the best.

MM: With the general story idea, what was the appeal with…well, you haven’t gone for a standard slasher flick. Instead you’ve gone with the whole mythical and supernatural take?
KHG: Because it hasn’t been done before.

MM: It hasn’t?
KHG: It’s original. I’m very picky about movies and I’m very in tune with audiences and that’s why Paranormal Activity did well because everyone wants something different. It’s just the same stuff repetitive, sequels and presequels, and this is different. It hasn’t been done before. Then I looked at the 3D aspect of seeing Aboriginal culture in 3D and how amazing would that be? There’s a lot of people that say `oh wow, you’re from Australia, I would so love to go there’ and they’re never going to get here so now I’m brining Australia to them. In 3D. So, it will do well just for that appeal alone and then everyone loves to be scared.

MM: And it has so much potential too, the horror twist on Aboriginal legends hasn’t really been done. Well, I guess Prey but that was terrible. So, it hasn’t been done well yet.
KHG: Yeah, and we were saying Australian films have a very sort of independent feel and as far as Australian stories go, this is going to be very different. It’s going to be structured very different.

MM: Now this is more of a general question, but what is the key to writing a decent horror film?
TF: I think at the end of the day it’s about…I’m still scared of everything, which helps, and for me it’s always been about taking everyday life and throwing a twist into it. Certainly we did it with My Bloody Valentine. You take these ordinary people and you put them in a situation where the audience can relate to them and I think if you can do that…that’s another reason Paranormal Activity worked so well because you watch the movie and think `what if that was me?’ So, as long as the characters are first, as long as they’re relatable, they can be as unique on screen as they can in a person. I started in the horror genre because when I started, that’s what you did, that was how you broke into the business. So, back then it was just Miramax and New Line, those guys making horror movies and then Scream came out and that kind of blew the lid off everything and we were all a part of it. Now everybody has a genre department and what ended up happening is the same thing that I think will end up happening with 3D; a lot of people were making horror and some of them were horrible. I think as long as you put the characters first, as long as you put the story first, as long as you keep the momentum of the story, then the rest is about creating situations that scare you as a writer.

MM: Both of you seem like really big fans of the horror genre. What is it about it that you love so much?

KHG: I love the rollercoaster ride. You go to the movies and you want a thrill, you want to leave going `wow’ and that’s what I like about it. You know, I don’t like torture, gore, blood and guts, I don’t want to look at that. I want a rollercoaster ride where I’m scared and where you’re trying to solve it…like The Sixth Sense. I think that was perfect. I loved that twist and you think you have it figured out, but you can watch that movie three or four times and always see something different. There’s suspense, I love that about it. That’s what I want for this, rather than `oh look, someone’s dead and their guts is everywhere’. Obviously that will be in there, but there will be a reason, not just insanity.
TF: I just like scaring people.

MM: (Laughs) Out of all your projects Todd, what would you say is a favourite of yours? Which is your baby?
TF: At this point, Drive Angry, which will come out 19th of February, we just wrapped it. The reason I like it so much is because what we wrote is what we were able to shoot. You know, Jason X changed a little, The Messengers changed a little, the others have changed, but Drive Angry didn’t. So we’re hoping for the same thing here, we write this and then we can go shoot.

MM: I saw the bloody car from Drive Angry that you posted on your blog, it looks awesome.
TF: Yeah, that was Gary (J. Tunnicliffe), the dude is just remarkable. He’s killed me more than anyone else and he’s really the only one I would want to.

MM: So what’s the rest of the schedule like for you guys? What’s the next step when you go back?
TF: I dive in and start making the magic.
*my phone starts ringing*
TF: Nice ring tone.
MM: Thanks, nothing like a bit of Wu Tang Clan (Kill Bill Theme). Sorry about that. Okay, so the next question I have to ask you is, please don’t be offended, but a friend of mine wanted me to ask you what shrooms were you on when you put Jason in space?
TF: The big ones, the big yellow ones with the hairs. (Laughs) Okay, it’s funny because Michael De Luca was running New Line at the time, the guy who green lit Jason X, and he read the script and loved the script. So, that’s what we went in and pitched; Alien and Aliens, a combination of the two movies so that you take those actors and the aliens and you pull those out and then you have Jason with a real crew, ghetto, raw, no slapstick in-your-face jokes. It was just a very dirty movie, dark and dirty. Then Scream came out and suddenly everyone wanted everything to be tongue-in-cheek, so things changed as a result. But it’s funny now because De Luca is producing Drive Angry and what we like about him is he was like `Jason X was a great script, what happened?’ Now a lot of people still love Jason X, a lot of people hate it, my excuse is, well, I wrote what I wanted and maybe that didn’t get made, but it bought me an Audi. But I loved Alien and I love Aliens, and I still think that someone will take another scary movie into space.

MM: When you say take another scary movie into space, do you mean the slasher genre?
TF: Yes, I don’t understand why a slasher can’t…I mean, I know slashers have gone into space and I know one can, why couldn’t it? It’s all about production value and it’s all about story, and so far those two have not made it into space from some sort of slashers point of view. It’s just a matter of time. If Kevin (Williamson) had written Scream in space it would have worked, that was fantastic. They better do a good job on Scream 4, I see him tweet about it all the time. You following him?
MM: Yeah, I was so pissed off last fortnight when he was doing a give away of signed posters and our work computers are so slow that even though I had the right answers, I would miss out because it wouldn’t update before all the crazy Americans who answered a second after.
TF: I saw it way too late, otherwise I would have tried to.

MM: (Laughs) Oh come on, you would be able to get a poster from him, surely?
TF: No, he wouldn’t give me a free poster. He’s honestly a really nice guy though.

MM: Finally, this is a more general question, but what are some of your favourite films? Whether that’s horror or whatever?
KHG: The classic ones like Jaws, Alien, The Sixth Sense and all of the different elements in those. I like the hunt, the twists, you think you know what’s going on but you don’t. What I like is that people could know what’s going on, and they’re given the signs, but they see what they want to see.
TF: Oddly enough some of the same movies; Alien and Aliens, Jaws was the first movie that scared the crap out of me, The Exorcist I saw next and both of those movies influenced me, and Star Wars on a how to tell a story level, especially The Empire Strikes Back, those were, granted, big fantasy movies but as far as the mythology and linear story structure, those were pretty incredible. It was Quentin Tarantino that taught me to actually break the rules a little bit and go outside the Hollywood system, write outside the Hollywood system, and create characters that were interesting and didn’t fall into the norm. I don’t have a favourite movie, I get asked all the time, but it’s literally a lot of great movies.

MM: What else do you have to do before you can get back here and film?
KHG: We’ve learnt a lot on this trip. Now we’ve got to get the script down and tight, we want to make sure it’s good and not rush that because you only get one shot. Then just hit it.

MM: Fantastic, well that’s pretty much everything I have to ask you guys. If you don’t mind we’ll head out and get the pic taken soon?
KHG: Yeah sure.
TF: I sent you a really creepy tweet when you arrived.

MM: (Laughs) Oh really? Awesome.
TF: I wrote `I’m looking at you right now’.

MM: (Laughs) I love it!
TF: That’s creepy, it was when you were walking in right then.

MM: I love how you are so interactive with your fans online and getting content out there.
TF: Well, it has got me into trouble. Hollywood doesn’t want you to tell the things that I sometimes tell. They certainly didn’t want me telling the Halloween 3D story. It didn’t get me into trouble, they just didn’t like it. But there’s nothing they can do about it.

MM: It probably got you a lot of respect from people as well.
TF: I think from the fan base perhaps.

MM: The Bloody Disgusting guys were on to it.
TF: Yeah, but they always shoot it straight anyway and that’s why I like them. That’s why I like Brad and those guys. I don’t like rude behaviour, even from a studio.

MM: Yeah, I’m a big fan of Bloody Disgusting because they cover everything. They don’t just look at the big, commercial horror films, but they give time to the independent, small-budget and foreign language stuff that you wouldn’t know about otherwise.
TF: I trust those guys because if I know they like something I know that it’s worth my time. Everybody’s opinion is different, but I trust their judgment.



To visit Todd Farmer’s blog head here. To get creepy with him on Twitter, follow the jump.

And finally, trek over to Bloody Disgusting for horrific good times.

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No chocolate-box analogies here beyatch

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The latest film from Garry Marshall, the director of Pretty Woman, feels like a deflated love-heart balloon a week after Valentine's Day. It's tired, used and tainted with the promise of what it could have been if given a little more care.

Valentine's Day is America's version of Love Actually and follows intertwining couples and singles in Los Angeles as they make-up and break-up on the romantic holiday. It stars a who's who of Hollywood A-listers including Julia Roberts, Anne Hathaway, Ashton Kutcher, Jennifer Garner, Jamie Foxx, Shirley MacLaine, Jessica Alba, Bradley Cooper, Jessica Biel, Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift (to name a few).

Unlike Love Actually the presence of so many stars hinders rather than helps the film, but that could be due to Marshall's flimsy direction. It's unashamedly a romantic comedy, which would be fine if it was actually romantic. Cute animals, kissing kids and canoodling old couples don't make up for a lack of chemistry between the lead characters. Sure, Hathaway steals every scene she's in as a part-time phone sex worker and Foxx brings more than his fair share of comic relief, but that's not enough to make up for a `meh' story.

Fans of country crooner Swift will be unsatisfied with her acting debut as a stuck-up highschool dancer and her erratic, Golden Raspberry Award-worthy performance will leave audiences cringing.


Essentially Valentine's Day is a telemovie-quality film, right down to the flat camera work, cliché characters and uninspired scenarios. It will please hardcore fans of the rom-com genre, the rest of us however will be left reaching for a bucket.

The reality is, Valentine's Day makes for a much better horror movie subject a la My Bloody Valentine 3D (the 80s original is worth a look too).

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Paranormal Activity review

Saturday, October 31, 2009

When a film is called “one of the scariest movies of all time" by the pillars of horror movie criticism, Bloody Disgusting.com, naturally I’m interested. But as a fan of the genre I’m also prepared to be disappointed, as for me nothing can trump the terrifying brilliance of the classics such as Psycho, The Last House On The Left, Dawn Of The Dead, Halloween or Scream.

Paranormal Activity doesn’t quite reach that level, but it sure comes close. Much hyped, the film has been splashed across the media recently for its phenomenal box office success - made on a tiny budget of US $11,000 its gone on to make more than $80 million at the US and Canadian box offices so far. In a similar vein to The Blair Witch Project, REC, Quarantine and Cloverfield, the film is shot in hand-held style, utilizing night vision for the darker scenes. It follows Katie and Micha, a young, middle class couple who become increasingly disturbed by a possible demonic presence in their new home.

Boyfriend (and the film’s comic relief) Micha, sets up a camera in their bedroom to film the `paranormal activity’ over successive evenings. Like The Blair Witch Project, the audience are told at the start of the film that what they’re about to watch is the actual footage, recovered by the relevant police department. Obviously it’s not, but for creative purposes it helps blur the line between what’s a movie and what the audience think is reality. A powerful tool, and one that writer/director Oren Peli has mastered, along with minimalism. Peli and his two stars keep everything to a minimum, never wanting to overdo the special effects or dramatic tension.

As opposed to the gore porn trend seen so frequently in recent horror films, Paranormal Activity’s scares are almost Hitchcockian, the most effective being looming shadows, footsteps, strange noises, furniture moving of its own accord and of course, the fear of the two lead protagonists. It’s the small scares, built up over the course of the movie that add to the growing sense of dread amongst the audience and come to a head in the final, shocking conclusion.

Paranormal Activity isn’t anything new, it follows many of the traditional horror conventions and the two leads fit nicely in to a stereotype; but that’s not the point. It isn’t trying to redefine the genre, it’s simply trying to be an effective, plausible horror film and on many levels it succeeds. I’m not easy to scare, yet there were moments when my body had a physical reaction to the events unfolding on screen. Sure, I might not have jumped or curled in to the fetal position like those around me, but there were definitely goosebumps.

Overall no matter how determined you go in to Paranormal Activity, you will be affected, if not straight away, then when you get home and find yourself closing all the doors to your room and checking under the bed. It was such a relief to be able to go to a horror movie this year and genuinely enjoy it, as it feels like an age since that’s happened for me. I was lucky enough to see this in a sneak peek screening two months before its release in Australia, and if there’s any doubt Paranormal Activity will mirror its overseas success, the packed theatre and screams throughout the audience quickly dispelled that notion. Do yourself a favour, when Paranormal Activity hits a cinema near you, get your arse in to gear and check it out. I accept full responsibility for any loss of sleep afterwards.


Paranormal Activity has a December 3 release date in Australia.

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Get your heart broken

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Personally I don't think there's any better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than with a 1 hour 40 minute gore fest. Yes, that's right, I'm telling you all to skip the pathetically fuzzy looking He's Just Not That In To You and instead opt for the romantic My Bloody Valentine. Of course by romantic I mean frolicking, bloody ride to hell. My Bloody Valentine is adapted from the 80s shock horror flick of the same name and is set a decade after traumatized miner Harry Warden goes on a pickaxe massacre murdering 22 people on Valentine's Day. Some dude called Tom returns to the town years later only to find that a string of similar murders has started up. With Warden believed to be long dead, the Sheriff casts suspicion on Tom. It seems his old flame, Sarah, is the only one who believes he’s innocent. Some lucky buggers will get to watch this in 3D but most of us will have to settle for the 2D version. My Bloody Valentine is what it is and if you go expecting an Oscar worthy film, prepare to be disappointed. It's a good scare, nothing more, nothing less. If you want to watch a bunch of idiots get chased round by a psycho with a pickaxe then this is the film for you. My Bloody Valentine has done darn good with the critics with consenus on Rotten Tomatoes (61%) saying: "This gory, senses-assaulting slasher film is an unpretentious, effective mix of old-school horror stylings and modern 3D technology." If the thought of a mushy, romantic, Barrymore-fest this Valentine's Day makes you want to hurl then this suprisngly good horror flick is the alternative for you. Check out the pee inducing trailer here.

Above: As you can see, Movie Mazzupial is not the biggest fan of Valentine's Day.

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Sleepaway Champ!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Ah, there are few things I enjoy more than atrocious horror movies. Eighties kitsch-masterpiece Sleepaway Camp takes the cake. The basic plot line of the film is this; bunch of kids go to camp, killer is on the loose, blood and mayhem ensue. To emphasise the daggy-brilliance of Sleepaway Camp check out the hilarious movie poster below.
To now die in a fit of laughter, watch the ridiculously-awesome trailer here.
Sleepaway Camp is available to purchase online and at some DVD stores in Brisbane (as the Gold Coast would never sell this sort of trash of course, instead we have meter maids who sell themselves).
Warning: if you are about to watch this movie first of all you get a high five. Second, prepare yourself for one of the most shocking and utterly bizarre endings in a film . . .ever. Oh, Angela.

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Why Tasmanians shouldn't breed

Monday, November 3, 2008

BAHAHAHA! Fucking Tasmanians! Seriously, only Tasmanians would be stupid enough to make the comments in the story below which appeared in The Australian on Friday. I've highlighted the parts I found particularly amusing. Note: BEST. HEADLINE. EVER.

Tasmanian tourism hopes cannibal film will attract tourists
By Katherine Field | October 31, 2008

TASMANIANS hope a new Australian horror film about cannibals will attract more tourists and movie makers to the Apple Isle.

The film, Dying Breed, portrays a remote Tasmanian community as flesh-eating savages.

But Tasmania Tourism Council chief executive Daniel Hanna said the movie, mostly filmed near the Pieman River, western Tasmania, should help lift the state's profile.

"Any film that shows some of the key parts .. like the rugged wilderness, is going to be a good thing and will hopefully spark some interest," Mr Hanna said today.

"Obviously as long as visitors don't expect there really to be cannibals in Tasmania."

Starring Leigh Whannell and Nathan Phillips, the film, to be released on November 6, is about four people searching for the Tasmanian Tiger when they happen on a cannibal tribe descended from escaped convict Alexander `the Pieman' Pearce.

Pearce was a real life convict who escaped a brutal penal colony in the 1830s and survived by eating other people.

West Coast Mayor Darryl Gerrity said the story's background was real and locals were happy to promote the area.

"Cannibalism did happen here, you can't ignore history although it's a bastardisation of that story," Mr Gerrity said.

Mr Gerrity joked that locals should have been used as the actors.

"Most of us would have fitted the bill admirably and true to life.

"Because we're all descendants of the Pieman."

Mr Gerrity said the area had "lots of stories here that would make good movies".

Director and writer Jody Dwyer said filming the movie, which had a $3m budget, was difficult as a lot of equipment had to be shipped to Tasmania.

Some scenes were also shot in Victoria's Dandenong Ranges.

Dwyer said the Tasmanian wilderness and isolation played the role of a character in the film, he said.

"I would have loved to have shot the whole thing in Tasmania, but I'm afraid Tasmania don't really have any back-ups in terms of film industry," Dwyer said.

Dwyer said he wanted to make a movie that would appeal to people worldwide and was commercially viable.

He believed other horror films such as Saw and Wolf Creek were changing the way Australian films were viewed internationally.

"There is a move to be more commercially aware by a new wave of filmmakers that is actually getting tired with the cliches of drug ridden suburbia or flat red heat haze outback movies, we've seen a lot of them," Dwyer said.

"You are going to still make those the Rowan Woods films, – the Little Fish films because they're beautiful films but they won't do well internationally they will be respected but not do well economically.

"A lot of films are being funded that nobody wants to see and it's a shame because people want to support the industry but if something doesn't excite me I won't spend my 15 bucks."

Dying Breed opens on November 6.

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Forget coffee, lets breed baby!

It's no secret I'm a fan of horror movies and the latest Australia offering has got me peeing my panties with excitement. The fact it's yet another juicy Australian production may also have a lot to do with my excitement. Regardless, it's great to see Australian films being made that aren't about the outback or recovering drug addicts or coming of age. One of my favourite films is Wolf Creek and I was a fan of the Saw franchise (until they started producing a thousand bastardisations) and Dying Breed is from the creators of those. Dying Breed interweaves the two most fascinating icons of Tasmanian history: the extinct Tasmanian tiger and 'The Pieman' (aka Alexander Pearce) who was hanged for cannibalism in 1824. Basically four people searching for the Tasmanian Tiger in the wilderness stumble across the descendants of `Pieman'. Terror ensues. The film stars two of the biggest names in Australian horror- Leigh Whannell one of the stars and creators of Saw and Nathan Phillips from Wolf Creek. The trailer for this film is pretty darn freaky (to say the least) and hopefully its as successful as its predecessors. Decent horror movies are few and far between these days but in recent years Aussie horror films have struck a rare balance between being critical applauded and commercially successful overseas, a rare feat especially within said genre. Keep the quality Aussie horror coming!
View the trailer here:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=72tfEhFcIS8

Above: Image from Dying Breed set

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Scream 4

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Yes, that’s right, I couldn’t think of a witty headline to open this blog. So shoot me.

I think Scream 4 pretty much says it all. The Weinstein brothers are in talks with horror movie legend Wes Craven, to make a fourth instalment of the Scream films. As you may well know Scream is one of my favourite movies but I think they screwed it with the third one. Both Scream 1 and 2 were written by the dude who created Dawson’s Creek (forgive him if you can) and I Know What You Did Last Summer, Kevin Williamson. Craven directed the projects both literally and creatively. The third Scream had a new writer which, in my opinion, is when it lost the plot. Apparently Craven thinks so too and said he will only come back on board for another movie if he and Williamson get to team up. He also said the Weinstein brothers will have to keep their grubby little gold digging hands of the project and give him full creative license if they want him back. Dito.
I loved Scream because in the nineties, when cinema audiences were drowning in stupid slasher flicks, Scream came along and gave them all the finger. Essentially it’s still a slasher flick but it’s the satire and tongue in cheek attitude of the film that elevate it to a higher status amongst film critics and horror fans alike. Scream 2 continued the style of the first, successfully I thought, and again gave the metaphorical finger to all the ridiculous horror movie sequels out there. The third still played on the tre-quel pun on many occasions but missed the mark as far as plot, action and horror go. A fourth instalment in a horror movie franchise is almost unheard of so it will be interesting to see where Craven and Williamson can go with Scream 4 and what they’ll find to jab fun at . . . . jab haha it’s funny already.

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